sex, drugs, rock 'n roll .
i don't like coffee . it's gross . tea ♥ i don't understand what the hype with coffee is .
i'm not sure why i love cats, but i do.
anywho, if you wanna know more, drop me a line . i don't bite . not if you just wanna chat, anyways .
Spooning is cute and fun until the neck kissing happens… Then… well, shit gets real.
If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up. fuck man.
if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed